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I really don't want to get laid.

I really don't want to get laid.

Author: tabby

Categories: metropolis

Statuses: Updating

When Xu Mang was planning to make an effort, the heavens found him, and as a result, Xu Mang let out a very smelly fart, and the heavens were smoked away....... From then on, Xu Mang's life was only about laying down and winning....... Sleeping in the language class unlocks language skills! The first thing you need to do is to go to bed in math class to unlock your math skills! In the morning, you can go to bed and unlock your bed-riding skills! In short when Xu Mang intends to lie down, the whole world will give way to him. ...... It's a schoolboy tying...

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Author: Sentimental..

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